QotD: Your fantasy restaurant
If you could open any sort of restaurant, what would it be like?
It would be Guignollian buffet of joy and terror. There would be dancing girls, flaming woks, rude waiters, incomphensible lunch specials, potentially fatal entres, acrobats, karoake, buffalo wings. Dick Cheney would be maitre'd, Jenna Jameson would lead the wait team, and Wolfgank Puck would design the menu, but with the restriction that he couldn't use any foods that contian the letter e.
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This would be an *awesome* restaurant (or an awesome sitcom, but it would need to be on HBO or Showtime). The limitation of no foods with the letter "e" provides a nice backdrop for Jenna Jameson serving monkfish over spinach and risotto...
Thank you for that answer, I laughed...
I can't really explain it, but I was having visions of Hieronymous Bosch paintings and The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover when I read about your restaurant...
Monkfish over spinach and risotto actually sounds pretty good. Maybe we're on to something here.
It *is* pretty good. Bed of fresh, uncooked spinach, a mushroom risotto with bacon and asparagus (still no "e"s!) nested onto that (to wilt it), a piece of monkfish nestled on top of the risotto.
but "e" does not exclude raisins........